FAST Duel 2016 - August 13 @ Brooksville

Postby **Native** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:02 pm

If you weren't the Mayor I wouldn't let you get away with calling me an elf...

Consider yourself smacked across the kisser with a white glove.

Postby **Native** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:08 pm

We're up to 31 Duelies so far... 17 available spots remain, with one week to go before registration closes. You might have a little more time to decide, but don't miss out!

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:16 pm

Hamilton was killed in a duel with Burr....Ooooooo. He is still on a $10er until they ultimately put a girl on there. Steve is putting up another 10er? Steve I bet you Soyara will beat you with her non-infested race car.

This might be more fun than you folks realize

Place your bets.

Jamie · Postby **Jamie** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:51 pm

Native wrote:Consider yourself smacked across the kisser with a white glove.

I wouldn't kiss that smacker even with a glove....

twistedwankel wrote:Hamilton was killed in a duel with Burr....

He couldn't have been...he won the German GP yesterday....

Postby **Native** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:28 pm

twistedwankel wrote:Steve is putting up another 10er? Steve I bet you Soyara will beat you with her non-infested race car

Glutton for punishment, are you? I'd take the bet, but wouldn't want to put Soraya in the position of being responsible for your losing a paper Hamilton.

friskyflea · Postby **friskyflea** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:35 am

twistedwankel wrote:Since the FASTiva has an Elf infestation Soraya will totally kick all 3 their horny butts. Note the shirts are RED to make the infestation go away from the FASTiva. Won't work. Go Soraya. She has the antitoxin for frinkin' elves. Hard work pays off sometimes.

I'm ready...

markzeronine · Postby **markzeronine** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:25 pm

Going to see if I can find a friend or family member to loan me a car to beat on, I'm not ready to buy tires for the s2000 yet

Postby **Native** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:09 am

All righty then...3 more days to sign up. There's still a few openings and it's about that time to make a really good decision to join in on a really good event! Go on now...

lddavis91 · Postby **lddavis91** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:22 pm

So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL

Lava Speed 05 · Postby **Lava Speed 05** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:28 pm

lddavis91 wrote:So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL

Lies!

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twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:15 pm

lddavis91 wrote:So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL

Banana Vette is banned? Someone slipped on it's peel?

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:24 pm

I'm going racing in an 70% probability of thunder storms tomorrow. I am racing against a "better driver" until it rains and I kick his butt. They callrd me Mr Smoothie in yesteryear.

You gotta love this sport. It rained so hard today a skinny girl's bikini top floated to my mail box. Wife made me throw it out as it was WAY too small and was dirty. I think the neighbor guy wore it in the rain.

Postby **Loren** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:23 pm

Monday is the last day to register for the Duel. Get in while you can!

With only 29 entries, this could be the last time we do it. Not much point in putting on an event that people aren't interested in. If you like the Duel and want to see it again in the near future, make it happen!

Not saying it won't be sufficiently fun with 29 entries... gives us enough for four 8-car brackets (more our less), and enough extra time to do maybe one or two more practice runs.

Oh, and the shirt order has been placed. I did order a very limited number of extras. Let me know if you want one.

CaptainSquirts · Postby **CaptainSquirts** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:02 pm

I would go but I have other obligations to attend to.

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:34 pm

It's August. No one does anything in August in FL except kiss snakes and drive for shit.

Any time you can get talent like Elliiot Harvey, Ken Marion AND The Mayor to go at it you have succeeded. One would naturally assume OTHERS would come and watch and learn at such an event.

They simply have other things to do like go to Walmart and buy their wife a cold drink. Or drive up North to the NASCAR events in TN. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater just limit AUGUST events to "nothing". Not even a picnic.d

Think about the other 11 months when you had huge turnouts. DOH. Homer.

puncturina · Postby **puncturina** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:37 pm

Just too effin hot to stand out there for more than 10 minutes...

Leaving for Maine where the daily high seems to be running in the low 70s and the lows are around 60. Bringing hoodies, gloves, and hats.

Postby **Loren** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:52 pm

The only thing that makes August longer is NOT having an autocross. We've tried it.

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:55 pm

puncturina wrote:Just too effin hot to stand out there for more than 10 minutes...

Leaving for Maine where the daily high seems to be running in the low 70s and the lows are around 60. Bringing hoodies, gloves, and hats.

Are you listening Loren? They are burned out. AND she won S2. Bet hubby is driving her to Maine. Losers drive. Winners sleep. Go Eva. Go Doug.

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:00 pm

Loren wrote:The only thing that makes August longer is NOT having an autocross. We've tried it.

For you? You want to do an old Vette VS old Fastiva ? Admittedly my brain was sorta fried at TBD but it didn't matter as I won 2nd anyhow. Wife was sorta fried too. Called me names and told me to drive to Maine again.

lddavis91 · Postby **lddavis91** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:02 pm

twistedwankel wrote:
lddavis91 wrote:So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL
Banana Vette is banned? Someone slipped on it's peel?

Yes, she is a naughty banana and disturbs the peace excessively. I could remedy this issue with by muffling her, but that would be very un-American of me and president Trump would be disappointed. That would be working against his efforts of "Making America Great Again", he would probably have me deported.