Da Groj

If you weren't the Mayor I wouldn't let you get away with calling me an elf...
Consider yourself smacked across the kisser with a white glove.

We're up to 31 Duelies so far... 17 available spots remain, with one week to go before registration closes. You might have a little more time to decide, but don't miss out!

Hamilton was killed in a duel with Burr....Ooooooo. He is still on a $10er until they ultimately put a girl on there. Steve is putting up another 10er? Steve I bet you Soyara will beat you with her non-infested race car.

This might be more fun than you folks realize Place your bets.

Native wrote:Consider yourself smacked across the kisser with a white glove.

I wouldn't kiss that smacker even with a glove....

twistedwankel wrote:Hamilton was killed in a duel with Burr....

He couldn't have been...he won the German GP yesterday....

twistedwankel wrote:Steve is putting up another 10er? Steve I bet you Soyara will beat you with her non-infested race car

Glutton for punishment, are you? I'd take the bet, but wouldn't want to put Soraya in the position of being responsible for your losing a paper Hamilton.

twistedwankel wrote:Since the FASTiva has an Elf infestation Soraya will totally kick all 3 their horny butts. Note the shirts are RED to make the infestation go away from the FASTiva. Won't work. Go Soraya. She has the antitoxin for frinkin' elves. Hard work pays off sometimes.

I'm ready...

Going to see if I can find a friend or family member to loan me a car to beat on, I'm not ready to buy tires for the s2000 yet

All righty then...3 more days to sign up. There's still a few openings and it's about that time to make a really good decision to join in on a really good event! Go on now...

So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL

lddavis91 wrote:So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL

Lies!

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lddavis91 wrote:So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL

Banana Vette is banned? Someone slipped on it's peel?

I'm going racing in an 70% probability of thunder storms tomorrow. I am racing against a "better driver" until it rains and I kick his butt. They callrd me Mr Smoothie in yesteryear.

You gotta love this sport. It rained so hard today a skinny girl's bikini top floated to my mail box. Wife made me throw it out as it was WAY too small and was dirty. I think the neighbor guy wore it in the rain.

Monday is the last day to register for the Duel. Get in while you can!

With only 29 entries, this could be the last time we do it. Not much point in putting on an event that people aren't interested in. If you like the Duel and want to see it again in the near future, make it happen!

Not saying it won't be sufficiently fun with 29 entries... gives us enough for four 8-car brackets (more our less), and enough extra time to do maybe one or two more practice runs.

Oh, and the shirt order has been placed. I did order a very limited number of extras. Let me know if you want one.

I would go but I have other obligations to attend to.

It's August. No one does anything in August in FL except kiss snakes and drive for shit.

Any time you can get talent like Elliiot Harvey, Ken Marion AND The Mayor to go at it you have succeeded. One would naturally assume OTHERS would come and watch and learn at such an event.

They simply have other things to do like go to Walmart and buy their wife a cold drink. Or drive up North to the NASCAR events in TN. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater just limit AUGUST events to "nothing". Not even a picnic.d

Think about the other 11 months when you had huge turnouts. DOH. Homer.

Just too effin hot to stand out there for more than 10 minutes...

Leaving for Maine where the daily high seems to be running in the low 70s and the lows are around 60. Bringing hoodies, gloves, and hats.

The only thing that makes August longer is NOT having an autocross. We've tried it.

puncturina wrote:Just too effin hot to stand out there for more than 10 minutes...

Leaving for Maine where the daily high seems to be running in the low 70s and the lows are around 60. Bringing hoodies, gloves, and hats.

Are you listening Loren? They are burned out. AND she won S2. Bet hubby is driving her to Maine. Losers drive. Winners sleep. Go Eva. Go Doug.

Loren wrote:The only thing that makes August longer is NOT having an autocross. We've tried it.

For you? You want to do an old Vette VS old Fastiva ? Admittedly my brain was sorta fried at TBD but it didn't matter as I won 2nd anyhow. Wife was sorta fried too. Called me names and told me to drive to Maine again.

twistedwankel wrote:

lddavis91 wrote:So, since the Vee is again a NOOP, the vette is banned, and there is zero hope that Matt's car is gonna be ready to go in a week I'm looking for a co-drive for this. Beggars can't be choosers, but FWD sux. LOL

Banana Vette is banned? Someone slipped on it's peel?

Yes, she is a naughty banana and disturbs the peace excessively. I could remedy this issue with by muffling her, but that would be very un-American of me and president Trump would be disappointed. That would be working against his efforts of "Making America Great Again", he would probably have me deported.