July 1st Open

[Solar]

Fun day.

[CaptainSquirts]

Fun day.

Welp he pretty much summed up the event except it was hot as bawls. /thread

[Native]

FOUND:
Gold chain with a charm on it.
First accurate description takes it!

[Loren]

Good storytellers, y'all ain't!

Yeah, it was hot. But, it's been hotter. The rain helped cool it off a bit, or it would have been WAY hotter in the afternoon!

Yeah, we got some rain. It started right about the time the 3rd car of the Late Session drove through the gate. AND... it was down to a light drizzle in time for the course walk. AND... it was done by the end of the driver's meeting. By the time drivers in the first afternoon run group were starting their 2nd runs, the course was DRY. As far as rain goes, it was about as non-intrusive as it could have been.

Yeah, the FASTiva is out again. Oil pressure light keeps coming on. So, Ben parked it after one run. Dammit.

Very few no-shows today, that was pretty cool. Especially in the Late Session, where a bunch of no-shows would have made things VERY difficult to manage.

HUGE thanks to all of the people who stuck around to help us clean up at the end of the day! Y'all are awesome!

Kudos to Jason Ball for bringing out his weedeater, and to Drew Scoda for using it in a couple places to carve out some work stations.

Thanks to Dan Brentnall for letting me abuse his Mazda 3 again. It was great fun!

Oh yeah, and the Results are up on the website.

[CaptainSquirts]

2nd in class, 10th overall. The long sweeper leading to the first set of slaloms after the turn around was a nice learning experience. Felt like the rear was getting light(I wasn't flat out) so I kept it partial throttle with the fear of going too fast and spinning out. Then after getting some advice about getting more weight on the rear from accelerating. Kinda spooked me to try and just keep the throttle flat out but I tried it. Very surprised it held fine and car felt more confident rather than partial throttle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq8sz7egxT0

[Lava Speed 05]

I relinquished any chance of placing this season by taking the car apart, but I guess it was for the best.

Notable damages, drivers side motor mount split in two and turbo support bracket was snapped at the top rear mounting point. Likely causes of the random clunks I would get.

My body finally took over and I passed out right before 3. Hopefully I can get that stupid stud in the hole tonight. Like many loss of virginity attempts, last night was a failure.

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[Loren]

Then after getting some advice about getting more weight on the rear from accelerating. Kinda spooked me to try and just keep the throttle flat out but I tried it. Very surprised it held fine and car felt more confident rather than partial throttle.

[Native]

Results...
Bill and I finished 55 and 57 overall in an automatic station wagon on 195 all seasons that are about 12000 treadwear.
We rock.

And yes, thank you very much to everyone - especially the cleanup folks!

[twistedwankel]

I relinquished any chance of placing this season by taking the car apart, but I guess it was for the best.

Notable damages, drivers side motor mount split in two and turbo support bracket was snapped at the top rear mounting point. Likely causes of the random clunks I would get.

My body finally took over and I passed out right before 3. Hopefully I can get that stupid stud in the hole tonight. Like many loss of virginity attempts, last night was a failure.

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Matt you lost your virginity the first time you drove one of my cars. Did it hurt? Did you like it? Did you get a Trump tweet about your face? Not to worry. There is always next year. At least you don't have to tell Loren how big your t shirt is.
Doug

[twistedwankel]

FOUND:
Gold chain with a charm on it.
First accurate description takes it!

It's mine if it has a pair of golden balls on it and a FAST sticker.

[twistedwankel]

Fun day.

Brian,
Eventually we will have a go round? You gonna put $10 cash under my wiper? I think we have equal skills other than you riding a bike and pedaling your ass all over town.

[AScoda]

Toasted clutch for lunch was really unappetizing. So stank.

Thanks again to Joe for letting me finish my runs in his car.

[twistedwankel]

2nd in class, 10th overall. The long sweeper leading to the first set of slaloms after the turn around was a nice learning experience. Felt like the rear was getting light(I wasn't flat out) so I kept it partial throttle with the fear of going too fast and spinning out. Then after getting some advice about getting more weight on the rear from accelerating. Kinda spooked me to try and just keep the throttle flat out but I tried it. Very surprised it held fine and car felt more confident rather than partial throttle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq8sz7egxT0

Daniel,
That's not the same course we ran on. No Rain. Cones way further apart. Definitely an AWD course with Computer controls for sure.

I couldn't use a camera 'cause the light was so bad. Well at least Joe kicked butt and got FTD with his M2 champion car which for some unknown reason is for sale?? He beat Elliot for Pete's sake.

Step up someone and buy it. Maybe Ron R will buy it? Maybe the other Dan will buy it and let Ron co-drive it? Nah. Bad Dan is never going to help poor defenseless Ron who cannot even walk the course to see where it goes. Maybe next year? Bad Dan will probably move away but show up on Monday's for dinner to rub it in?

[twistedwankel]

Look, here's the deal.
You morning guys were laughing your asses off when the rain poured on our PM asses dousing our hopes of winning anything for the second time in a row.

Well guess what. Last time you kicked our butts in a torrential downpour. THIS time we out smarted your dry witted humorless asses. WE kicked your butts. Ha.

DW tires rule. Clean concrete kicks butt. Our driver's meeting included the specific instructions on how to drive no matter what the course conditions. Autocross for Dummies. Steve and Loren have a script for everything.

I finished 3rd behind 2 AWD cars..... I had the funny UK Dan as a co-driver and he showed me how to drive in the frickin' rain. Don't mess with the points leaders!! Screw us once ok, screw us twice....shame on us. Next time you will all finish off the podium.

Podium = Place one stands to get a wet ass from Champaign or Milk.

We are so proud. You are so lame.

[Loren]

Autocross for Dummies. Steve and Loren have a script for everything.

"Push Harder, Suck Less."

[BrilloHeadBen]

I really enjoyed the course, but after watching some videos, I've noticed I still SUCK at crossovers. I don't know why, but I have a nasty habit of getting sucked to those green cones and pinching off the corners. I always make a mental note during course walk, but that seems to be a waste.

[Loren]

Points have been updated.

Discuss.

[Solar]

I really enjoyed the course, but after watching some videos, I've noticed I still SUCK at crossovers. I don't know why, but I have a nasty habit of getting sucked to those green cones and pinching off the corners. I always make a mental note during course walk, but that seems to be a waste.

Did the same thing, Steve was saying, "lots of throttle", seemed to good to be true, 2 DNF's, until I found the, "greenish/yellow" cone gate I was missing. Though, Steve was right, I was flat footing it out to the cross over, and back, and braking through the slightly decreasing slalom at the end, it was a blast !

[RedBRZ80]

Tons of fun today, the instructor run in the BRZ just told me how much I miss those (but dang they have no power). / still bummed tho that he still DNFed all his runs.


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[mymomswagon]

Results...
Bill and I finished 55 and 57 overall in an automatic station wagon on 195 all seasons that are about 12000 treadwear.
We rock.

And yes, thank you very much to everyone - especially the cleanup folks!

oh come on Steve! Treadwear rating is 1200, not 12000 [emoji38]

but we do rock...and body roll