FAST Open Autocross - July 30 @ Brooksville

Postby **Loren** » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:10 pm

This is it, the 2017 Season Finale! Are you ready?

Registration & Event Info

I think this is the only autocross in Central Florida for the whole weekend. Don't be surprised if it sells out!

Basic event details:

This is a FAST Open autocross, that means that it is open to all licensed drivers.
Novices and first-timers are encouraged to enter!
Pre-registration is REQUIRED for all Drivers AND Guests. We can't let you in the gate if you're not registered.
Driver entry fee is $39.00, guest entry fee is $7.50.
This will be a split-format event. You can enter the Early session 8am-12pm or the Late Session 12pm-5pm, or both.
Snacks and cold beverages will be provided for all registered drivers and guests.

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:04 pm

What?? No course map? We know you have a dozen up your sleeve.
Show us a dozen and let us guess

Winner gets one cone forgiven in finale.

Postby **Loren** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:52 pm

Still working up the map for this one. Will have it in a couple weeks.

It will probably be some variation of "slalom out, turn around, slalom back". Just a guess.

ImpostorDan · Postby **ImpostorDan** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:50 pm

Loren wrote:Still working up the map for this one. Will have it in a couple weeks.

It will probably be some variation of "slalom out, turn around, slalom back [Insert Chicago box here] ."

Just a guess.

Postby **Loren** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:11 pm

Your request for a Chicago Box is noted. (you all saw it)

ImpostorDan · Postby **ImpostorDan** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:23 pm

Loren wrote:Your request for a Chicago Box is noted. (you all saw it)

When in Rome...

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:13 pm

Please make sure It's a one person worker post for "the suggestor" during his work heat. Otherwise we all have to drive the same course.

OR since after all this is the "Finale" maybe a lemon twist would go better in the heat? With a cube or two to make it cool?

Postby **Loren** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:25 pm

twistedwankel wrote:maybe a lemon twist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8Cz4lsR5w

Postby **Native** » Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:16 pm

Chicago boxes...lemon twists (that's a new element!).
Sorry I'm going to miss this one.

Rpwolf · Postby **Rpwolf** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:56 pm

my car finally has bumper covers. hoping to make this to finish off my tires

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:41 pm

So we're talking Lemon Twists?
Bring it on. I might bring help.
Amen

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:15 pm

I don't know whether to battle it out with S1 Randy (no contest to prove a point) or Stefan (tie for second)? Or to battle to the death with Dave in S2 for 4th place and totally screw with those who thought they had locks on a finish? And you people thought the season is all over

What if Dave and I ran in M2? That would be even more interesting. It's all about a T Shirt and your ego's.

Might even be shopping for a white Civic?

Postby **Loren** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:18 pm

You're evil, Doug.

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:21 pm

Rpwolf wrote:my car finally has bumper covers. hoping to make this to finish off my tires

Bumper covers? Like Teflon? Crocheted? You cannot blame your tires for knocking off your cone covers. Can you? BTW. Thank you for finding out why my RX8 was 1/3 down on power when you showed up short a lugnut at PCA

Rpwolf · Postby **Rpwolf** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:14 am

twistedwankel wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:21 pm
Rpwolf wrote:my car finally has bumper covers. hoping to make this to finish off my tires
Bumper covers? Like Teflon? Crocheted? You cannot blame your tires for knocking off your cone covers. Can you? BTW. Thank you for finding out why my RX8 was 1/3 down on power when you showed up short a lugnut at PCA

crocheted.
yes I can
it's probably still slow, will need to test drive it again.

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:01 pm

Rpwolf wrote:it's probably still slow, will need to test drive it again.

I have new fat 2017 tires and a Farm Truck proof (?) alignment. \/

ImpostorDan · Postby **ImpostorDan** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:36 pm

twistedwankel wrote:Please make sure It's a one person worker post for "the suggestor" during his work heat.

You'll have to forgive me as I'll miss this one - and I'm sure you'll have no concerns to cover my station while I'm away...

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:55 pm

dan wrote:
twistedwankel wrote:Please make sure It's a one person worker post for "the suggestor" during his work heat.
You'll have to forgive me as I'll miss this one - and I'm sure you'll have no concerns to cover my station while I'm away...

You know where you can stuff your station and your Frickin' Chicago Box. Hope there will be a Lemon Twist. Wait until you see what happens at the Finale. You will be amazed.

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:06 pm

twistedwankel wrote:
Rpwolf wrote:it's probably still slow, will need to test drive it again.

Reality? You really need to invite Andrew to co-drive with you in S1 with my S2 Mazda with #119 and #191. I need $10 under my right wiper in PM to seal the deal. I will run the same car S2 #19 and will kick your asses or pay you $10 each when you lose to me. Leave your race cars at home. Andrew knows the story. Andrew is cool. You need to learn. Let me know when you are both signed up. I need to deal with others in S2.

Doug aka The Mayor

twistedwankel · Postby **twistedwankel** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:04 pm

twistedwankel wrote:
twistedwankel wrote:
Rpwolf wrote:it's probably still slow, will need to test drive it again.

Reality? You really need to invite Andrew to co-drive with you in S1 with my S2 Mazda with #119 and #191. I need $10 under my right wiper in PM to seal the deal. I will run the same car S2 #19 and will kick your asses or pay you $10 each when you beat me. Leave your race cars at home. Andrew knows the story. Andrew is cool. You need to learn. Let me know when you are both signed up. I need to deal with others in S2.

Doug aka The Mayor

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