Where is Tim when I need him to speak German?

Who wouldn't die to see Uncle Steve and Uncle Loren go toe to toe in a fucking Porsche? Owned by the Mayor of Dougopolous. And owner of The Last Resort.

Uncle Steve. I have put the ultimate $10 bill on my new wiper. Only way to see your true ability.
The Mayor has bought a winning Porsche.
Like there is a losing Porsche.

I put the Steelie wheels back on, just because well.......? My daughter sold my vette that I find her on EBay. You missed your chance to drive a real car.. When did GM start making real cars ? :headscratch: Doh....1954. Right after they taught the Japanese how to mass produce military vehicles for ...

Absolutely Steve. Tweaks the excitement.

Solar wrote:I put the Steelie wheels back on, just because well.......?

My daughter sold my vette that I find her on EBay. You missed your chance to drive a real car..

Why are these emojis so huge? Yikes.

We need to do some trash talk.
You think you and Steve could deal with a stock Rx8 with a cheater flywheel? On 500 AS TIRES?

I'll call you out so long as Maria can ride with me

Drag race to start which means we have to wear dresses.

Sorry to hear about the wife, Doug. Went through it with my mother in law. You probably are well aware that it doesn't get any easier. Be her rock. Not to fret Drew. Perfect relationship for me. I am a terminal smartass and The Men in Black show up every 10min and erase her brain. So she forgets sh...

I hear ya. I've been stuck inside for over 3 years now. Cars and tires and even helmet and magnets are gone now. Still have my old racing shoes. I know what happened. All the under 40 people went and bought upgrades for their Computer Games and WiFi speed to 5g. They now sit in their den or garage o...

Tim,
You ought to be speaking pretty good German by now.
Glad you are still able to pound the pavement. We haven't even seen our UK kids in nearly 2 years. Geesus. What's wrong with that Fauci guy? Why won't he retire? Asshole. I retired at 59. Used to have fun. Crap old farts ruin everything.

Yes I still have 93 Crown Vic and RX8.

Whats your excuse for not racing?

I have been James the Butler for my Alzheimer's wife for the last 3 year's. Life says: "Bend over I'll drive you home." Thanks life.

You guys keep on trying. :notworthy: I haven't checked in for months. Glad you kept the site up. Brooksville is totally dead. The airport manager moved on and they shut down all racing due to expansion. If you want to autocross you'll have to run X class with Porsche at SPC or Venice, etc. Or drive ...

All highway miles

twistedwankel wrote:Why are my emojis the size of Les' balls.

Oh I get it. They are the size of Tim's balls too. Very large.
Now I know what the 182mph my vette was rated at would be like.
Thanks Tim.

Why are my emojis the size of Les' balls.

Doesn't seem you are passing the other cars nearly as fast as I would think for doing a buck ninety. Are all the other cars doing 150? It's possible. I know when I've been out on the unrestricted stretches, the "slow" lane is doing 70-80 (trucks), the middle is doing about 100-130, and th...

Holy shit. With limp valve springs too.
You need a cape to drive that car.